Gamer Haikus

I found some old haikus of mine lying around in my digital drawer. Can you guess what games they are inspired by?


I
If you eat mushrooms

you will grow and gain powers

Little plumber guy

II
Stop hitting chickens

It will only piss them off;

they have many friends

III
I wonder who is

always putting new rupees

under broken jars

IV
Here’s the infection

Cure it by throwing matching

pills into this jar

V
The worst way to die

is waiting and praying for

a single line piece

VI

Don’t use it too much;

you will shake and break and die,

Mr. FBI

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Chris is a freelance writer struggling with the novel that will make them an author.

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