Gamer Haikus

I found some old haikus of mine lying around in my digital drawer. Can you guess what games they are inspired by?

If you eat mushrooms

you will grow and gain powers

Little plumber guy

Stop hitting chickens

It will only piss them off;

they have many friends

I wonder who is

always putting new rupees

under broken jars

Here’s the infection

Cure it by throwing matching

pills into this jar

The worst way to die

is waiting and praying for

a single line piece


Don’t use it too much;

you will shake and break and die,


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Chris is a non-binary writer and journalist from Sweden, struggling with the novel that will make them an author.

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